A joke

It was a fine morning with a fine sun and a horny wet pussy.

I woke up from bed, and went on to take my usual shower before getting into my school uniform to head to school.

The naughty brain was teasing me the whole time.

I had this little meeting later being setup.

The story goes by this.. There was this guy, whom I know through IRC. Well I chatted with him pretty often, and he has been teasing me, a big tease to me, by sending me his dick photos out of no where.

His dick was very unique to me as firstly, i did not have much experience with dicks. I found his being thick and also, it was smoothly shaved. And not forgetting as well, whenever he sends me his cum shot, god it looks so good. Its always a huge load of cum, extremely sexy.

He has been bugging me for the past few weeks to meet up with him. I was really excited as the day was finally coming. I told him to pick me up at the street that i usually walked after school. But I also gave him a little challenge, he only had 1 go to pick me up and if he missed it, thats it ;)

After a long day at school, finally it is all over. I texted him and told him I will be leaving in 10mins. His reply was swift, he told me he was already on his way.

I set out from school and started walking towards the alleyway. Next I turned into that particular street. My heart was thumping really fast as I walked further. I was expecting him to show up pretty soon. The street only last about 5 mins based on my pace, but I slowed down further in hopes he will not miss me.

Soon I heard a car driving slowly behind me, a guy in shades lowered down his wind screen and called out towards me, "Need a lift home?".

I smiled at him and he stopped his car, opening the door for me and I entered. He started commenting on the hot weather, and asked me where I lived. I told him a fake address, but just a few blocks from my real home. But one thing I could tell for sure, he is probably in his late 30s or early 40s.

He drove us to a little secluded spot, I knew what was coming next. Anticipating like a little kitty but do not want to be pro-active as well. He stopped the car, and his hands rested on my thighs.

He started describing how pretty I am, how sexy I was. His hands slowly crept its way up my thighs. He started saying how much he loves school girls and  their short skirts (I guess every guy DO :P). His hands reached my pussy, he began to gently massage and rub it through my panties. I could feel the sensations building up.

I guess he could see it as well, his other hands moved forward groping my breasts. Seeing I am not resisting, he continued further, his hands wandering into my pussy, sliding between my wet lips.

Guy: Have you seen a Man's One?
Me: No *trying to act innocent*
Guy: Really meh? I'm sure you see before lar. Don't act leh.
Me: Never lor
Guy: Then you want to see uncle one's?
Me: You show me, i see lor.

He unzipped his pants and took out his hardon. It was .. Not as impressive as I expected, but it was still not that short either, a little thick, ok i shouldn't be fussy.

Guy: Come and feel it. You never touch before ?

Acting like a timid little girl, I grabbed hold on his dick and toyed with it. I didn't know how to really jerk a guy off that time, only some experience. He told me to jerk him, which I did. His dick was rock hard by now, his hands went forward to unbutton my top, reaching in for my nipples.

It wasn't long before precum was building over his dick. He was so wet I was trying my best not to head down to suck it. I gotta maintain myself and keep my cool. He pushed his car seat all the way behind, giving me space to be infront of him.

There he told me to jerk him off while he is looking at my unbuttoned blouse, my breasts, my bra. Moments later he stood up slightly and grabbed his dick from me. He stroked faster and faster and unloaded his cum onto my breasts. Thick streams of cum flew onto my breast, my bra, some landing on my blouse. I quickly asked him for tissue and cleaned up as much as possible, but the cum had already soaked into my bra.

Guy: Girl the sperm will stain one leh.
Me: Really ah? Then how? Really will stain?
Guy: When dry up, it will stain on clothes one.
Me: But white colour shouldn't stain ba?
Guy: That one should be ok, but your bra, this colour, confirm stain la
Me: Then how?
Guy: Err you give to me, then no one will know about the stain. I help you throw away later.
Me: ok..

Being an ignorant girl, I had no clue that cum will stain, or will it actually stain? So i believe him and took off my bra, and gave it to him. Now I was bra-less. I directed him towards my "home", and dropped off from there. Carrying my bag infront of me, this kind shielded me from all the unwanted attention I may get from the walk home.

When I was home, I took a shower before I took out my mobile phone. I was stunned. 20 messages from the guy. I read every single message. It spanned throughout the entire time when I was with him.

I felt confused. Wasn't he with me?

I continued reading on further, now i realised what the hell was going on. I actually did not meet that guy, he was actually late for 10mins. He was kinda disappointed he didn't managed to meet me, but was also late in the first place to begin with.

Now the funny part, I had actually entered a total strangers car, gave him a jerk off, gave him my bra believing it will have stains and my parents will find out, all of this, for free!! How ironic has this be.
It also explains why his dick differs so much, or maybe it really differs ;)

I felt so angry! Kinda angry, to actually mixed such a thing up.

And the worst part, I later on realised (only after quite some time later before I learnt it), that cum stains can be removed if handled correctly, and minimum stains will be left.

DAMN!

Oh well, its over. This was like many many many many donkey years ago.

Just to share a little "joke" in my life.

Ettu Signing Off ☺